Crashbox

'"Oh my poor little feet,
I wonder who will put on
your shoes and stockings
for you now my dears? I'm
sure I Sha'n't be
able! I shall be a great
deal too far off to trouble
myself about you: you must
manage the best way you can---
but I must be kind to them,"
thought Alice, "or perhaps
they won't walk the way I want
to go!"'

Just how much CRACK, I wonder, did Mr. Carroll take while writing this book...?