Crashbox

Sandwich: I am hungry.
Herz: What is hungry?
Sandwich: No, I am hungry.
Herz: Is that a form of pain?
Sandwich: I haven't thought about that, I just want food.
Herz: But if it is a form of pain then satiating would be a form of pleasure, but the pleasure would end once you were done eating, and then...
Sandwich: *sock**smack**punch*
Sandwich: Can I have my burger now. PLEASE!